I’ve done it. I’ve broken free. I am no longer a cog in the AT&T-iPhone machine/monopoly. After two attempts to jailbreak my phone and unlock it, I am now free and the current *ruler of everything. Gaze upon how awesome I am, below.
That right there is what technological freedom looks like. I still have the same phone number, and all the same/better features (unlimited web, text, and 1000 anytime minutes), and now thanks to Catherine Zeta-Jones, I’m saving about $30 a month compared to AT&T’s plan. If you want to know how to join the revolution and break free from AT&T with your iPhone, just ask me and I can walk you through the easy process. Until then, you can admire me for how savvy I am.